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[morghen]

i'm posting this here just in case its still funny for somebody...i honestly think he is mentally ill. Two weeks ago he dropped a razor blade in his cooling system...not to mention he recently found out his tires and bushings are completely shot and his engine does not make enough power to take him up a small hill. I think he is ill...no bullshit...whats that condition when you are desperate for attention from the others?

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[Slam]

That's timstar - we remember him fondly...
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'83 944 - resting comfortably. For 12 years
'87 944 - sideswiped by trucker
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'78 924 - gone
'77 924 - rusting comfortably

[CorsePerVita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T3yiM2y0Xk
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- 1980 Porsche 931 (Daily)
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[CorsePerVita]

I hear this is what teenagers are listening to nowadays, this dubstep/techno stuff. This song is really the shit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2NgaoDnBU
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- 1977 Porsche 924 2.0 N/A (Trackday Project)
- 1979 Porsche 924 2.0 N/A (The other daily)
- 1980 Porsche 931 (Daily)
- 1987 Lamborghini Jalpa
- 1999 Ducati 900SS

[DOCO]

IRISH CATHOLIC CONFESSIONAL

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys.'�

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned,
'Who is this Nookie Green?'�

'A new woman in the neighborhood', the sinner replied.
'Very well', sighed the priest. Go and say three Hail Marys.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

The young altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes.'
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Doco "where am i going and why am i in this handbasket"author unknown
79 924 N/A "Webster"
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[DOCO]

This is a very touching story, so get your kleenex ready.




I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.

My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all. Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."


"Really?" my grandson asked.


"Cross my heart," the man replied.


Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added, indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing, "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.


With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass, you grouchy old bitch! "

Touches the heart doesn't it?
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[DOCO]

Haven't been here for awhile,but got the 24 back in its garage!! So with that I'm happy. Still pulling pieces off the 44.So soon that should leave the driveway. Looks as I'm the only one that posts jokes,so here's a couple of chucklers.......




A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He
gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: *
*'I went by your grandma's house today and *
*I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. *
*Man, she is one fine looking woman!' *
*The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. *
*His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at
the drop of a hat.*
*The drunk leans on the table again and says: *
*'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, *
*the best I ever had!' *
*The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad *
*but the biker still says nothing. *
*The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, *
*'I'll tell you something else, boy,*
*your grandma liked it!' *
*At this point the biker stands up, *
*takes the drunk by the shoulders*
*looks him square in the eyes and says.................... *
*'Grandpa;.......... Go home!







Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Stanley, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"

Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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[Khal]

Musicless videos.
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