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[por937]

There was once this boy called Rick who lived in a small country town in Canada.

One day, Rick decided to take his new .22 rifle and do some hunting in the woods. After half an hour walking, he came across a large bear that was feeding on the hillside under the trees. Rick realized the .22 rifle wasn't the sort of weapon you should shoot a bear with, but decided to take his chances anyway.

Rick took a shot at the bear and to his surprise, the bear fell over into the bushes. Somewhat surprised, Rick ran over to where the bear fell, but couldn't find it. Then he felt a large paw on his shoulder. It was the bear......

The bear said: "You've got to use something better than that if you want to shoot me son. I'll give you a choice though. Either I cut you to a thousand pieces with a swipe of my sharp paws. Or you allow me to give you a jolly good rogering."

There is no need to say which option Rick elected to take.

Rick went home that night with a very sore bum, but declared to get even with that bloody bear.

The next day, he went to the local sports shop, and bought himself a .303 rifle. That ought to sort the bastard out he thought to himself.

Rick returned to the woods and found the bear almost in the same place. He took a shot at it with the .303. The bear fell once again into the bushes, but wasn't there when Rick went to look. The Paw appeared on his shoulder, and this time the bear said: "Still not good enough sonny. You know the score; what will it be?"

Once again, Rick went home with half his arse hanging on the ground.

The next day, Rick returned to the forest, this time armed with a Bazooka. He was pretty bloody sure that the bear would die this time!!

He found the bear in the bushes again, took his shot, and blew half the hillside away. "Yes, got ya," he yelled through the clearing dust as he raced to where the bear was, but once again, he felt the dreaded Paw on his shoulder.

The bear said: "You're really not here for the hunting are you son!"

[dwak]

Finally! A decent joke on this site but you forgot to explain that the bear owned a 924NA and Rick had this really mean 931.

dwak with a top speed of 90

[Lizard]

once apon a time there was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. This forest was so big the frog had never seen another animal in his life. one day he happened to be at his favorite water hole and he saw a bear chasing a rabbit for lunch. He told them to stop and they both did. He said to them "since you are the first 2 animals I have every seen I will grant you each 3 wishes. The bear spoke up first and being the male he was he said "I wish that every other bear in the forest was female", the rabbit then asked for a motor cycle helmet which he got and put on, the bear said to him well that was stupid u could have wished for money and bought it. the bear then wished for all the bears in the next forest to be females as well the rabbit then wished for a motorcycle, the bear again said well that is stupid u could have just wished for money and bought one. the bear then thought for a moment and said i wish that all the bears in the world except for me were female, the rabbit then got on his motorcycle started it up tightened his helmet down and said "I wish the bear was gay"

[Rick MacLaren]

Por937: You've got five posts here, so this post represents 20% of your total contribution.

(Ironic smile) You're not really here for the cars, are you son?


[ This Message was edited by: rick maclaren on 2002-08-30 05:03 ]

[Lizard]

who are you talking about there rick

[teo]

Rick, if you wanna dispute numbers, 937 is enough for me that (s)he at least knows something about the 924 family.

By the way I rather read jokes than endless arguments.

Teo

[ltgland]

good point Teo. BTW how is post flood Hungary?

[por937]

[Rick MacLaren]

Ah I thought so!